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Films From off the Crossbar

Films from off the crossbar, Hockey is one of the fastest games on ice, with Mighty Ducks. Young Blooded Chimpanzee, teams that inspire & gonnes dropping gloves. Most make a joke of the game or are just chessy. There really hasn't been a great hockey movie, like the many baseball has. Even with hockey’s long history with a lot of crazy stories, or just how mental & physically tough you have to be just to play the game. Rob Zombie was rumored to have pitched a film about the Broad Street Bullies, the Philadelphia Flyers from 1974 to 1976 maybe the most hard core hockey team of all time with 2 Stanley Cup Championships to show. I’m still waiting to watch that overtime goal, where the puck bounces off the crossbar and not some penalty shoot.



Sudden Death



Opening Day

October 26 in Mexico.


Penalty Minutes

5 mins for fight a Masco and a film Misconduct

Team

Coach:

Peter Hyans

Players:

Jean-Claude Van Damme - Darren McCord

Power Boothe - Joshua Foss

Raymond J. Barry - Vice President

Luc Robitalle

Ken Milchick - Coach


Quote

Coach

What's The Matter?

Tolliver

Coach I really Feel like shit

Coach

Go to the locker! Wregget




Arena



Mellon Arena

66 Mario Lemieux Place Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, usa












Sound Track Song

Gary Glitter

Rock & Roll, Part II


Trophy



Lord Stanley Cup and the Real Helicopter crashing into the Mellon Arena used in the final action scene.


Stats

Aspect Ratio: 2.35.1

Camera Arriflex 35 III

Format 35 mm


Sources


 

Young Blood

Opening Day

January 31 1986


Penalty Minutes

10 mons for Putting False teeth in a puck bunnies drink.

Goaltender Heaver gets a film misconduct for leaving in the middle of a movie.


Team

Coach

Peter Markle

Players

Rob Lowe - Dean Youngblood

Cynthia Gibb - Jesse Chadwick

Patrick Swayze - Derek Sutton

Keanu Reeves - Heaver

ED Lauter - Murray Chadwick


Smack Talk:

Coach

Three Blind Mice


Sutton

How long have the stitches been in?

Youngblood

A week? Where are you going?


Sutton

I’m going to take them out!

Youngblood

Why?

Sutton

You Don’t want stitches in Thunder Bay!

Youngblood

How come?

Sutton

They see em They’ll try to open the up again

Arena


Ted Reeves Arena

175 Main street Toronto, Ontario Canada


Song

Starship - Cut You Down to Size


Trophy



The goalie masks are a tribute to a great goalie mask of Gerry Cheevers who put a new stitch on his every time a puck would hit him in the face representing, stitches he would receive on his face, with the lion mask of Gilles Gratoony the Loony",


Stats

Aspect ratio: 1:85:1

Format: 35 mm


Sources


 

Mystery Alaska

Opening Day

October 1st 1999


Penalty Minutes

Drinking and driving on a Zamboni.



Team

Coach

Jay Roach


Line Up

Russell Crowe - John Biebe

Hank Azaria - Charles Danner

Burt Reynolds - Judge Walter Brown

Mauy Chakin - Bailey Pruitt

Mike Myers - Donnie Shulzhoffer

Terry David Mulligan - Dr. Henry Savage

Phil Esposito

Little Richard

Jim Fox


Quote

Some Kid

I have a toy pony he takes big shits


The Pond


Banff National Park, Albert Canada


Soundtrack Song

(I wanna Drive the) Zamboni

Martin Zellar


Trophy

Inventing the Winter Classic


Stats


Sources


 

Opening Day

August 11 2000


Penalty Minutes

Too many monkeys on the ice.



Team

Coach

Robert Vince


Line Up

Bernie, Louie, & Mac - Jack

Ja Renee Smith - Tara Westover

Kevin Zegers - Seten Westover

Dave Thomas - Willy Drucker

Patrick Cranshaw - Ron



Quote

Ron

He must be from California too.

Willy Drunker

It’s a monkey! It look like coach Marlowe must be up to his old tricks


Arena


Kerrisdale Arena

5670 East Blvd, Vancouver, BC V6M 3V2
















Soundtrack Song

Coolest Looking Dude on Ice - Rod Frias


Trophy

Using Canadian tax payers money to make this Film.


Stats

Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1

Format 35 mm


Sources

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MVP:_Most_Valuable_Primate

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